Excuse me, sir, you're standing on my heart

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way

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I don’t think everyone needs to be a parent. I don’t think parents are better than people without kids. And it’s true, some people are simply too selfish to ever be good parents. But here’s the thing: If you’re so selfish that you can’t conceivably care for a child, then not having kids doesn’t really solve the problem. Don’t get me wrong: I’m super happy that you’re self-aware enough not to procreate, but I’m guessing you’re still kind of a selfish, shitty person. Or are you only incapable of not being selfish to life forms that are smaller than you?

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-popular-excuses-that-are-totally-meaningless/#ixzz2xFlT9DsV