when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period
when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job
ok but literally how
am i drunk or is this guy the most incredible fuckin magician i’ve ever seen in my life or both
a mermaid is stalking my blog
its a mermaid and no one can convince me otherwise
its a mermaid who works for the armed forces
swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field
YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.